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So you'd like to meet our crew? Well... Here are the members of the Black Mages!

El CaitSitho (a.k.a Mr. Cait)
Position: Esteemed leader
Flash skills: Awesome
Catch phrase: "I would like to buy some bread!"
El CaitSitho has a really sad childhood: his hometown burned before his very own eyes... That day, he swore to the heavens never to play with gasoline ever again. Since then, he traveled all around the world, learning awesome flash skills along the way. After meeting countless flash masters and acquiring their fine techniques, he finally decided to settle down and live as a monk in a Buddhist Temple, from which he sends his new movies (they have broadband). He is a bit of a father figure to the rest of the crew, and is always ready to help when someone has trouble making rapid flashing images in order to make epilptic fits in the audience.





Taff (a.k.a Luciola)
Position: Awesome commander
Flash skills: Better than hamburgers!
Catch phrase: "Those poor and stupid people will never comprehend our greatness!"
For a very long time, Taff has been the dictator of a small nation. Using his keen senses of diplomacy and rethoric (as well as his ability to slaughter innocent people really quick), he managed to rule that country with an iron fist, while having a nice and quiet life. One day, he suddenly felt that something was missing... Money, women and power were not enough to quench his thirst for satisfaction, so he took upon himself to learn flash, and make masterpieces. Today, he is part of the BlackMages, awing men and children alike with his knowledge of plot and animation.






Moe fan (a.k.a 1337)
Position: l33t
Flash skills: l33t
Catch phrase: "l33t"
Moe Fan is the head of the research department of the Black Mages. Before joining the group, he worked on several projects, including (but not limited to) Linux Debian, Nethack, Adobe Photoshop and Daikatana. His keyboard has only 2 keys, 0 and 1, as he only writes in untranslated assembly language. That said, his mastery of Action Script needs no introduction, as he has been known to recreate the whole game "Chubby Cherub" using only his skills. His movies are thus focused on the technical side of things. Many programmers bow in respect before his art, as he is the ultimate l33t.





Trowa-kun (a.k.a "Who's he?")
Position: Mysterious.
Flash skills: ...
Catch phrase: "T_T"
Trowa's story is... well... we don't really know his story. I guess he just showed up and everybody assumed he was part of the crew. At least he does some cool stuff, like... umm.. damn you got me. He can talk sometimes, and I'm pretty sure he has eaten once or twice. I guess I'll update this section if we ever find a use for him someday.







FFenril!
Position: Newcomer with spirit!!
Flash skills:Not seen yet, but has potential that could BREAK A MOUNTAIN!
Catch phrase: "I WILL LEARN FLASH!!!!!!"
The newest member of our crew, FFenril is burning with ambition! He will stop at nothing to become better with Flash and attain the level of the rest of the crew. Actually, I suspect he's just here to pester me into giving him back the 20$ I owe him, but nothing conclusive ever stood out. Except the time when he stalked me and nearly ran over me with his monster truck, And the time when he broke into my house and waited for me, baseball bat in hand. And the time he said "Flash sucks, give me my bucks!". Well, anyway, he's invaluable to the rest of the team.



Zia
Position: The hot-headed girl with a will of steel!
Flash skills:Yes
Catch phrase: "I am the best girl of this group! That's why I'm the only one!"
In April 1998, the American Government dabbled into top secret experiments involving genetics. Led by the genious professor Kirschweil, a group of scientist spent years studying human biology in order to create the world's first artificial being. Their first project, a girl names "Hikari", was tailor-made to respond to the demands of both the scientific and military needs of the country: her genes were selected to make her the most intelligent and capable human being of the world. But something was amiss.... In a completely unrelated story, a random normal girl named Zia wanted to join the Black Mages, and we let her in cause she was cute.